Like when your boyfriend trades you in for his guitar.
Its fine to let him have some time to serenade and impress you, but when enough is enough and you feel the need to get on with your life...
You must take him by the hand and lead him to greener pastures.
My favorite green pasture? Boston Garden! I took by Nate the hand to the game and traded him in for the man at the line, Mr. Ray "Jesus Shuttlesworth" Allen. There was nothing like watching Ray's calves get to work and laughing at the overweight old men on the dance cam and enjoying a few over-priced brews at the game.
Perhaps one of the most entertaining moments of the night was when Nate showed me his reaction to the Celtics dancers/cheerleaders. BARF. "They don't have butts!"
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Hi ladies, take off half your makeup (you look like racoons), stop dressing like hoes, wear some padded panties to enhance the badonkadonk, and call it a day. Thanks!
life is good :)
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