1. I only know the approximate time she shows up when my face breaks out a week before. (and she has been showing up at wicked inconvenient times lately)
2. She makes me cranky, emotional, and miserable, thus affecting the well being of those around me.
3. I drink a lot of water and she insists I retain it in my bloated body.
4. She isn't exactly cheap and will only use name-brand good shit.
5. She requires constant attention and needs to be tended to frequently. If she isn't, the whole world will know about it in the most embarrassing way possible.
Aunt Flo is here to stay, I know that. Thus, tampons are one of my favorite things. And they are also the word my family used to use to get me to leave the room when I was little because it freaked me out and made me feel uncomfortable. If I was spying on my sister and her boyfriend all she had to yell was "PAD" or "TAMPON" and I was outta there.
So this got me thinking about things I cannot live without and things I can live with out. (besides the obvious happiness, love, family, friends, air, food, water. those are boring to think about... unless specific foods are brought up)
So...
Some Things I Cannot Live Without (in no particular order)
- Tampons
- Dr. Pepper
- Foxy Gram
- Smiles
- Black Olives
- Weekends
- Wild-yet tame-hair
- Smell of laundry detergent
- Smell of man deodorant
- Sloppy Joes
- Cold beer
- Tequila
- Coffee
- Good music
- Fenway Park
- Clown noses
- Crocs
- Sweatpants
- Facebook- I'll admit it.
- My blankies- I'll also admit it.
- Beach
Some Things I Could Stand to Live Without (in no particular order)
- PMS
- Work
- People who complain about petty problems
- Texting
- Ignorance
- Naivety
- Sunburns
- Intestinal Issues
- Bees (keep the honey, get rid of the stings)
- My Bunny
- Dairy products
- Heels
- Weather above 80 degrees
- Yankees
- Skunks
- Razor burn
- Pilonidal Cysts
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